Where did the madness go???? Won't you help me find it???

I need a kick in the teeth. Or a touch of sasparilla. Perhaps a Mexican standoff for good measure. Make sure to look at the line eye level, too much standoffishness and you're a smug son of a bitch. Not enough and you're a poofta. Ask Scuba Steve. However, stumble onto the right mix and Tarantino will take the shit and put it in his moviefilms. The tension's so thick I could cut it with cake. MMMMM cake. I'm a deprived fatty. I want some sugar water...


Why can't I find my clarity of character? I'm completely confused concerning what I am and do and did and dag nabbit, I can hear the early morning sprinklers wetting down the dawn's dew. Fuck I need some R&R...Carpe Diem, okay, you looked hot in it...do you like Billie Holiday??? I love him. I think I have more Clueless quotes than your average bear. RAWR mofo.

Seems there hasn't been enough inspiration radiating from my peripherals lately. I need to find the fringe benefits of funds, fun, and fondue. fondant isn't fun. who wants a cake with a layer you can't eat? give me the pure...just attach it to my veins...


I'll add a touch of the two step later. I have to get on the good foot and do the bad thing...ya, ya, ya, ya heard?!?!?!?!?